Excerpt from Rev. Bobby Denton speech, Sirens of Titan, Vonnegut

In the novel the Sirens of Titan, a preacher gives a speech that includes this:



...  Don't  look to rockets for salvation- look to your homes and 
churches!'"   Bobby   Denton's  voice  grew  hoarse  and  hushed.  
"You  want  to  fly  through  space?  God  has  already given you 
the  most  wonderful  space  ship  in  all  creation! Yes! Speed? 
You   want   speed?  The  space  ship  God  has  given  you  goes  
sixty-six  thousand  miles  an  hour-and  will keep on running at 
that  speed  for  all  eternity,  if  God  wills  it.  You want a 
space  ship  that  will  carry  men in comfort? You've got it! It 
won't  carry  just  a  rich  man and his dog, or just five men or 
ten  men.  No!  God  is  no  piker!  He's  given you a space ship 
that  will  carry  billions  of  men,  women,  and children! Yes! 
And   they  don't  have  to  stay  strapped  in  chairs  or  wear  
fishbowls  over  their  heads.  No!  Not on God's space ship. The 
people  on  God's  space  ship  can  go swimming, and walk in the 
sunshine  and  play  baseball  and  go  ice  skating  and  go for 
family  rides  in  the  family  automobile on Sunday after church 
and  a  family  chicken  dinner!"  Bobby Denton nodded. "Yes!" he 
said.  "And  if  anybody  thinks  his  God  is  mean  for putting 
things  out  in  space  to  stop  us  from flying out there, just 
let  him  remember  the  space  ship  God already gave us. And we 
don't  have  to  buy  the  fuel  for  it, and worry and fret over 
what  kind  of  fuel  to  use.  No!  God  worries about all that. 
"God  told  us  what  we  had to do on this wonderful space ship. 
He  wrote  the  rules  so  anybody  could  understand  them.  You  
don't  have  to  be  a  physicist or a great chemist or an Albert 
Einstein  to  understand  them.  No!  And  He didn't make a whole 
lot  of  rules,  either.  They  tell me that if they were to fire 
The  Whale,  they  would  have  to  make eleven thousand separate 
checks  before  they  could  be  sure it was ready to go: Is this 
valve  open,  is  that  valve  closed,  is  that  wire  tight, is 
that  tank  full?-  and  on  and  on  and  on  to eleven thousand 
things  to  check.  Here  on  God's space ship, God only gives us 
ten  things  to  check-and  not  for any little trip to some big, 
dead  poisonous  stones  out  in  space,  but  for  a trip to the 
Kingdom  of  Heaven!  Think  of  it!  Where  would  you rather be 
tomorrow-on Mars or in the Kingdom of Heaven?