Excerpt from Rev. Bobby Denton speech, Sirens of Titan, Vonnegut

In the novel the Sirens of Titan, a preacher gives a speech that includes this:

... Don't look to rockets for salvation- look to your homes and
churches!'" Bobby Denton's voice grew hoarse and hushed.
"You want to fly through space?  God has already given you
the most wonderful space ship in all creation! Yes!  Speed?
You want speed? The space ship God has given you goes
sixty-six thousand miles an hour-and will keep on running at
that speed for all eternity, if God wills it. You want a
space ship that will carry men in comfort? You've got it! It
won't carry just a rich man and his dog, or just five men or
ten men. No! God is no piker! He's given you a space ship
that will carry billions of men, women, and children! Yes!
And they don't have to stay strapped in chairs or wear
fishbowls over their heads. No! Not on God's space ship. The
people on God's space ship can go swimming, and walk in the
sunshine and play baseball and go ice skating and go for
family rides in the family automobile on Sunday after church
and a family chicken dinner!" Bobby Denton nodded. "Yes!" he
said. "And if anybody thinks his God is mean for putting
things out in space to stop us from flying out there, just
let him remember the space ship God already gave us. And we
don't have to buy the fuel for it, and worry and fret over
what kind of fuel to use. No! God worries about all that.
"God told us what we had to do on this wonderful space ship.
He wrote the rules so anybody could understand them. You
don't have to be a physicist or a great chemist or an Albert
Einstein to understand them. No! And He didn't make a whole
lot of rules, either. They tell me that if they were to fire
The Whale, they would have to make eleven thousand separate
checks before they could be sure it was ready to go: Is this
valve open, is that valve closed, is that wire tight, is
that tank full?- and on and on and on to eleven thousand
things to check. Here on God's space ship, God only gives us
ten things to check-and not for any little trip to some big,
dead poisonous stones out in space, but for a trip to the
Kingdom of Heaven! Think of it! Where would you rather be
tomorrow-on Mars or in the Kingdom of Heaven?